eatmile: phoenix-tearss: Jared Leto said he’d love to work with Eminem on a song. MY OVARIES WHERE HAVE THEY GONE ummmmmmmm can they make this happen k source this please because what if….what if this actually existed. a new universe would be created. omg. my thoughts. MY THOUGHTS ARE EVERYWHERE.
Teacher: "I expect you all to do really well on...
Teacher: "This will be a partner project."
My friend and I are like Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.” So my friend and I are like
When my mom introduces me to some random adult...
They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!” After they leave, I’m like:
Smooth floors and socks.
"Do you still add with your fingers?"
Pretending To Be A Model..
When you click a blog and music comes on....
"Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still...
When I pass a test I didn't study for
"Hey, do you want the rest of my sandwich?"
Thanks to tumblr i know all the characters and...
When someone does not listen to your story:
All of us on tumblr are cruel. We laugh at some of...