when liam and noel meet up at a cafe when they decide to mend their issues i want them to start sobbing and i want them to hold eachother and fall to the floor and scREAM and i want all of this on video
friend:*sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me:do you think so
me:do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me:DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me:DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me:HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me:nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they